Zeus : Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except for me of course because I’m sexy and important but like, all of you guys
Apollo : I’ve decided to take my life in a whole new direction
Artemis : Forward?
Zeus : You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character
Anonymous
as a hellenic polytheist i feel like the gods either love the humor of this blog, or are exasperated by it tbh
im surprised they havent killed me yet
Anonymous
Persephone is a trans female and Hades loves her a lot
V ALID
I am most definitely calling Hades a scaly
d o n t,
Anonymous
Hades is a precious boi change my mind
there’s nothing to change, you’re right
Anonymous
I need to complain to the god of making summer days so fucking hot I almost died of heat stroke and beat my brother with a plastic spoon while I had heat stroke and this is not ok!
oof, go fight helios or apollo
Anonymous
vive la furry ares
n o n,
Anonymous
Nike has a foot fetish
i hate this ahjssk