in this house we respect all gods

Zeus : Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except...

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 18:49:54 -0400

Zeus : Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except for me of course because I’m sexy and important but like, all of you guys

Apollo : I’ve decided to take my life in a whole new directionArtemis : Forward?

Thu, 31 May 2018 22:00:32 -0400

Apollo : I’ve decided to take my life in a whole new direction

Artemis : Forward?

Zeus : You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character

Thu, 31 May 2018 17:00:35 -0400

Zeus : You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character

as a hellenic polytheist i feel like the gods either love the humor of this blog, or are exasperated by it tbh

Wed, 30 May 2018 19:33:06 -0400

im surprised they havent killed me yet

Persephone is a trans female and Hades loves her a lot

Wed, 30 May 2018 19:32:49 -0400

V ALID

I am most definitely calling Hades a scaly

Wed, 30 May 2018 19:30:58 -0400

d o n t,

Hades is a precious boi change my mind

Wed, 30 May 2018 19:30:53 -0400

there’s nothing to change, you’re right

I need to complain to the god of making summer days so fucking hot I almost died of heat stroke and beat my brother with a plastic spoon while I had heat stroke and this is not ok!

Wed, 30 May 2018 19:01:57 -0400

oof, go fight helios or apollo

vive la furry ares

Wed, 30 May 2018 19:01:35 -0400

n o n,

Nike has a foot fetish

Wed, 30 May 2018 19:00:14 -0400

i hate this ahjssk

Hades eats the booty like groceries.

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:59:42 -0400

persephone: he got to eat the booty like groceries

Pupper Nut from a gottanm scaly

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:58:37 -0400

are you calling hades a scaly,

Zeus is peeking through your window, disguised as the geico gecko.

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:57:52 -0400

wh y, why the geico gecko,

I thought wove was onwy twue in faiwy tawes mweant fow someone ewse but not fow me wuv was out to get to me that's the way it seems disappointment haunted aww mwy dweams and then i saw hew face now i'm a bewievew not a twace of doubt in mwy mwind i'm in wove i'm a bewievew i couwdn't weave hew if i twied i thought wove was mwowe ow wess a given thing but the mwowe i gave the wess i got, oh yeah what's the use in twying aww you get is pain when i wanted sunshine i got wain

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:57:38 -0400

hewwo sawah

Wanted to share a lil something with you cuz I love your blog. Okay so, I'm a Greek girl who loves mythology (because yeah, sadly many Greeks can't careless about it) and my crush is Italian who's named Artemis and loves Greek mythology to death-- We were talking for a long time yesterday and out of nowhere she goes like "aah, I love you so much girl, I finally have someone to talk with about mythology" and without wanting to be the gay ass I am or anything,, but that's amazing?

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:54:43 -0400

aw thats c u t e ah

oh no what's happening now?

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:54:13 -0400

oh, yknow the usual

Medusa the leather jacket and studs lesbian that wears her snakes like dreads and is in a rock band

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:53:59 -0400

she’s fuckign valid

I see people are talking about how great Ares is and Ares is heckin great one of my favorites

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:53:17 -0400

HE IS, i love him with my whole heart

That caprisun hoe

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:53:03 -0400

ahshsj hermes?

@zeus nut in my Zussy

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:52:38 -0400

why’d you have to make me read this